aka JurassicShark, Froggy Child, etc.

  • I live in a place with dinosaurs
  • My occupation is sticking on the computer with others
  • I am an SCP
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    Random stuff 'bout me

    August 10, 2015 by DrasticPark

    Inspired by Motionless' facts about me blog.

    • My name is the same as the city I live in, as well as the last name of its founder.
    • As you already know, I'm a fan of prehistoric creatures 65 MYA and back, although I like a few animals from the Cenozoic Era.
    • My favorite animals are carnivorous dinosaurs, my all time favorite being the Tyrannosaurus.
    • Most of my OCs are dinosaurs. My human OCs are usually overpowered.
    • I actually don't have a One True Pairing. This is because I don't know many ships.
    • My favorite film is actually not a dinosaur film, rather the 1954 Godzilla. The effects are cheesy, yet still look cool, and the characters are actually rather interesting/mysterious.
    • I practically sit around inside my house. I don't usually willingly go ou…
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    Language: Saurian

    May 30, 2015 by DrasticPark

    Yay a second language.

    Velociraptor noises: Simple words, like I, he, she, we, etc.

    Brachiosaurus noises: All the other words and phrases, except for swear words.

    Triceratops noises: Used when your either tired (sleepy-tired) or tired of something.

    Parasaurolophus/Apatosaurus/Pachyrhinosaurus noises: When your extremely scared/shocked of something.

    Pteranodon noises: Usually used when you mutter or whisper.

    Indominus Rex noises: In times of stress or pain.

    Spinosaurus noises: When your mentally insane and need an enclosure.

    Tyrannosaurus Rex noises: All phrases and words, but in a more angry tone. This is also used for swearing.

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    A bit of info

    May 10, 2015 by DrasticPark

    Hello. This is [REDACTED] speaking. I'm here to spill some information about [REDACTED].

    He's been around longer than you expected. He's been around longer than the '87 pizzeria.

    But his age will not be found out.

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    Let's get right to it.

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